Phendork — Bahadır Taşdemir

phen·dork /ˈfen.dɔːrk/ n.

Engineer. Metalhead. Rider.
All of it is phendork.

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Est. İzmir
38.42° N — 27.14° E

phen·dork

/ˈfen.dɔːrk/ noun · proper · unique
  1. 1

    Bahadır Taşdemir, software engineer from İzmir. Military-school discipline, a computer science degree, a heavy-metal heart, iron five days a week, two wheels and a drum kit.

  2. 2

    The whole package: the code, the iron, the riffs, the road and the shorts. One name for all of it. See also: everything on this page.

“Who built this?” — “Phendork did.”

Who is phendork

Phendork is not just a username. It is a whole person. Bahadır Taşdemir writes software for a living, lifts heavy iron five days a week, plays drums and guitar for the noise, rides motorcycles for the silence, and listens to exactly one band. He lives by the Aegean in İzmir. All of that, together, is phendork.

The build log

Four chapters.
One operating system.

01

Discipline

Military
school

Işıklar Military High School, Bursa. Before the code there was the drill. It installed the operating system that everything else runs on: show up early, own the outcome, finish the mission.

02

Logic

Dokuz Eylül
Comp. Sci.

A bachelor’s degree in Computer Science from Dokuz Eylül University, İzmir. Discipline met discrete math, and the terminal became home.

03

Craft

Software
engineer

High-traffic e-commerce, AI startups, design tools. Today: serverless on AWS, polyglot data, and leading teams that actually ship.

04

Home

İzmir,
Aegean

Gulf light at seven in the evening, a sea breeze called imbat, and the best boyoz on Earth. Every road starts and ends here.

Chapter 01, in full

Where the
lights came on.

Işıklar Askeri Lisesi — Işıklar Military High School, Bursa. High school and military service under one roof, at the foot of Uludağ. In Turkish, ışıklar means “the lights”. Fitting.

Işıklar Military High School: the rose-red Ottoman-era building among trees, Uludağ’s forests behind it The main gate of Işıklar Askeri Lisesi: the rose-red building behind the iron gate, the school crest on the pillar Askeri Lise Çeşmesi: the school’s rose-pink stone fountain, dated 24.8.1949, under the pines

IŞIKLAR

Askeri LisesiBursa · Est. 1845

Işıklar Askeri Lisesi badge: a red flame above laurel wings, crossed sabres, 1845
The crest A flame for knowledge, laurel wings, crossed sabres. Mind and sword, since 1845.

The school anthem

Işıklar Marşı

Yağdıkça bu irfan

Ocağında bize nurlar

İman taşıyan kalplerimiz

Azimle çarpar

As light rains on this hearth of learning, hearts that carry faith beat with resolve.

Âti için her sinede

Bir şanlı emel var

Feyz ile bütün ülkeye

Şan verdi Işıklar

A glorious hope for the future in every chest; the Lights gave glory to the whole land.

Hepimizde vatan sevgisi

Yurt sevgisi vardır

Her geçtiğimiz yolda

Terakki izi vardır

Love of the homeland in all of us; on every road we pass, a trace of progress.

Favourite band

One band.
Exactly one.

MANOWAR

“Death to false metal.”

The motto. Also a decent code-review policy.
Bands in rotation
01
Shuffle
Off
Volume
Guinness
Now playing on this page Blood and Steel ManowaR — The Final Battle I (2019)

Fitness

Heavy metal,
part II.

Five days a week, every week: bodybuilding, weights, progressive overload. Debugging builds patience. The barbell builds everything else. Scroll to load the bar.

20kg on the bar
  1. MonLift
  2. TueLift
  3. WedLift
  4. ThuLift
  5. FriLift
  6. SatRide
  7. SunJam

Drums & guitar

The jam room
is open.

He plays both, so now you can too. Hit the pads or press A–H. Drag your cursor (or finger) across the strings to strum an open E.

PHND-808 · drum unit
READY
Open E · standard tuning—

Motorcycles

Two wheels.
Zero meetings.

Helmet on, notifications off. On the coast road from İzmir to Çeşme, the hard problems quietly solve themselves. Your scroll is the throttle, so twist it.

The phendork universe

One name.
Three worlds.